"Noy-Bi" or, according to Mel Tiangco "Noy-Nay."
And the winners are...
PRESIDENT
Sen. Benigno Aquino III - 15,208,678 votes
Former President Joseph Estrada - 9,487,837 votes (-5,720,841 votes)
Senator Manuel Villar - 5,573,835 votes
Gilbert Teodoro - 4,095,839 votes
Evangelist Eduardo Villanueva - 1,125,878 votes
Senator Richard Gordon - 501,727 votes
Vetallano Acosta (disqualified) - 181,985 votes
Senator Ma. Ana Consuelo “Jamby” Madrigal - 46,489 votes
Environmentalist Nicanor Perlas - 54,575 votes
JC Delos Reyes - 44,244 votes.
VICE PRESIDENT
Makati City Mayor Jejomar Binay - 14,645,574 votes
Sen. Mar Roxas - 13,918,490 votes
Sen. Loren Legarda - 4,294,664 votes
Bayani Fernando - 1,017,631
Actor Edu Manzano - 807,728
Perfecto Yasay - 364,652
Jay Sonza - 64,230
Dominador Chipeco - 52,562
TV grab by redmark from GMA 7 and ABS-CBN via www.pinoytambayan.tv